“I don’t love you anymore,” he said cold and flat, not even looking me in the eye.
I held the tears back. Just barely. I felt my stomach lurch and my whole world begin to spin.
Every terrible nightmare I’d had for years was finally coming true.
He was throwing me away.
Throwing us away.
Every ounce of my self-loathing roared with delight.
“You’re fat. You’re ugly. You’re disgusting. You’re worthless. You’re going to die alone. No one will ever want you again,” it screamed in my ear.
I felt light-headed. I felt stupid.
I could barely ask the question. The terrible question I already knew the answer to.
“Is it about her?” I asked and hated myself for how my voice cracked and shook.
A moment. A quiver in his cheek. Shame in his eyes. And then he looked down, suddenly fascinated by his shoes.
He knew exactly who I was talking about.
Her name had come up again and again for months now, out of nowhere like he couldn’t control himself.
Works with your man
Tara who was 28.
Tara who he was “mentoring.”
Tara who “looked up to him.”
Tara whose body his children hadn’t destroyed.
Tara who hadn’t stood by him through HELL for years.
Tara who “understood him” in a way I just didn’t anymore.
Tara who made him smile.
Tara who he “loved” now that he didn’t love me anymore.
Tara who wasn’t going to be single in her 40’s.
Tara who wasn’t going to be alone.
Works with your man
Leaving me alone in the big house we’d built a LIFE in together.
A life he was THROWING away.
No, he wasn’t throwing our “life” away.
He was throwing ME away just like so many men had thrown so many women away, or even just ignored and made to feel worthless when we got too old or too fat or too “bitter” or too fed up with the BS they fed us.
Fed up with the lies.
I admit it, I felt like I’d rather be dead as I lay there sobbing on the floor.
A secret that reversed my Type 2 diabetes…
A secret that had me shed 40 lbs in 3 months without drugs or dangerous surgery.
A secret that left my “know-it-all” doctor absolutely shocked and questioning everything he learned in medical school…
A secret that gave me the ENERGY I had as a teenager and the sex drive I thought I’d lost for good…
A secret that didn’t just “save” my marriage, but had my husband come crawling back to me, treating me like a queen… practically worshipping the ground I walked on…
Here’s a picture of me around the time John left.
And here’s one I took just last week.
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Without doing anything you would call exercise. As a Mom I simply don’t have time for that.
Without starving myself. (People regularly ask me how I stay so thin when they see me gorging myself at restaurants.)
Without giving up ANY of my favorite foods.
Without taking any dangerous supplements.
Without feeling like I was “dieting” at all.
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If you think you “already know” this incredible Women’s Weight Loss Secret, I promise you that you’re wrong…
Because, as unbelievable as it sounds, this simple secret flips a “chemical switch” and completely transforms a woman’s body… vacuuming away belly fat… reversing type 2 diabetes and heart disease and “turning back the clock” on your muscles, skin and joints…
What’s the secret?
Well, I’ve got good news for you…
But that’s not all…
I’m also going to reveal three gut-wrenching weight loss LIES women have been fed for DECADES…
Lies I had to go through hell to learn myself that turned me into my own body’s worst enemy when it came to health and weight loss…
I know that you want to know.
And, like I said, I’m going to tell you.
How I came to share it with thousands of women around the world who got their ultimate revenge too…
And how my quest to learn this secret almost utterly destroyed me and cost me my life…
I heard John’s voice whisper again and again in my head.
It was his favorite line for years whenever I “complained” about my weight… my health… the kids.
Was he right?
Was that what I was doing?
I looked over the empty tubs of Ben & Jerry’s… the potato chip bags … the fast food trash littering the kitchen counter.
It had been three days since John walked out.
But for now I was alone.
And here I was again… disgusted with myself.
Feeling sorry for myself.
Wanting to stop.
But just eating and eating and eating.
“How DARE he????” I asked myself as I walked one labored step at a time to the bathroom.
How DARE he when he hadn’t looked at me like he LOVED me or given me a reason to care about how I looked in almost a DECADE…
And it’s not like he was in “great shape” or anything, chugging his beers every night.
And I won’t EVEN GET INTO THE FACT that he hadn’t touched me or bothered to have sex with me unless I THREW myself at him in so long I didn’t want to remember…
And, maybe for the first time, I really saw her.
The fat, sad woman I’d become.
The fat, sad woman I’d stopped loving way before John did.
“I can’t do this anymore,” I moaned between gasping sobs. “I have to do something.”
This time would be different.
This time I would lose the weight and KEEP it off.
What’s that old whatever it is?
I wasn’t going to look good.
I was going to look GREAT.
I was going to make him gnaw his heart out and then tell him I didn’t want him because he was too old and too weak and too fat.
No matter what it took I would GET MY BODY BACK.
I would get MYSELF back.
On John… On Tara…
On every man and woman who’d made me feel ASHAMED of myself for being FAT since I gained my “baby weight” with my first child and NEVER managed to lose it.
I bet you do…
I picked myself up and told myself this time would be different…
This time I would have the self control…
I still remember how much I beat myself up for not being able to control myself before I learned this secret.
I mean, weight loss is “simple” right?
Skinny people tell you that all the time.
What’s the basic advice they always give you like it’s something NEW?
“Eat less, exercise more!”
Well, I don’t know about you...
But no matter how much I try to “get into the habit” and become one of those annoying people who “love” the gym…
I HATE going to “work out” and feeling like a BLOB compared to the younger women in their tight yoga pants.
Besides, I have 3 kids AND a job. How the heck am I supposed to find TIME to take a “stairway to nowhere” on one of those machines every week?
And as for food…
I love it and in a weird way I always felt like it loved me too.
I mean, my whole life…
FOOD is what comforts me when life gets so hard (like when my teenaged daughter got pregnant her junior year of High School.)
FOOD is how I celebrate when times are good (like when she graduated with honors anyway)…
FOOD is how I show love to my family and my kids…
Do you want to know why every diet you’ve tried has FAILED in the past, and why I failed at first after John left?
It’s not because you’re “weak.”
It’s not because there’s something “wrong” with you.
It’s because all those diets, when you get right down to it, were created by skinny people who actually LIKE exercising and LIKE eating like rabbits.
They don’t love food the way you and I do.
They don’t understand what it means to give up a part of yourself by turning meal times that should be joyous into another torturous session of depriving yourself.
Because they turn FOOD and your “lack of willpower” into the enemy when really, when it comes to weight loss, food is a woman’s best friend, and you probably need to start eating more, not less if you want to lose weight.
to Joanie Anderson
3 years ago my husband left me for another woman. When it happened, I hated her. She was younger than me, and she was thin.
What was worse was that they worked together, so I constantly had to ask myself: “How long has this been going on?”
I thought back on every errand he had to run, every Saturday sales meeting he had to go to.
One day a friend of mine showed me one of your before and after videos, and I thought: “That could be me!”
My ex-husband remarried.
Yet now I have a new guy several years younger than myself, and let me tell you… there are plenty of benefits for that!
Thank you for helping me lose the weight I needed to lose and gain the confidence I needed to be happier than I've ever been before!
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Yes, that really is me in the pictures you saw earlier.
And the reason I just shared so much intimate information about myself is because I want you to know that I get it…
I’ve been there…
I’ve beat myself up – just like you have.
And I want you to know…
If you’ve ever felt worthless.
If you’ve ever felt cast aside.
If you’ve ever even felt ugly.
If you’ve ever hated the person you saw in the mirror.
I tried everything to lose weight and look and feel better about myself.
I tried fad diets like “Paleo” and “The Zone” that left me hungry and miserable and doubled my grocery bill and took FOREVER to prepare.
I did insane exercise routines that made me think I was going to die… at least for the week or so I would actually do them.
I joined online “accountability clubs” and tried every every “miracle” pitched on TV…
You know, the ones advertised on the internet.
“Fat Burners” they call them.
And at first it was great. I had more energy. My son, Toby, even told me I looked thinner.
It was wonderful.
The pounds were sliding off.
I found myself fantasizing about the look in John’s eyes when he saw me…
The “magic pill” wasn’t so “magic” after all.
It turned out all my years of “letting myself go” had weakened my heart… and all the extra energy those unregulated pills gave me had put too much strain on it…
I felt the sharp pain down my left arm.
I barely managed to dial 911 on my cell phone.
A “minor” one, the doctor said.
And then he made me promise never to touch those things again.
I mean, sure I’d been feeling a little light headed…
But I had NO IDEA those pills could actually be DANGEROUS.
He said those pills are basically “Natural Speed” and that he deals with people every day going through exactly what happened to me.
I was almost suicidal with depression
I look back and wonder why I didn’t give up.
Because that’s when I stopped waiting for a “hero” to come fix this for me.
That’s when I decided to take my weight and my health into my own hands and be my own hero.
See, stuck in bed like I was recovering, I had something I hadn’t had since before the kids invaded our lives (and stole my body from me.)
So I pored over scientific websites myself and read study after study (I was always pretty good at science in school and was able to figure most of the gobbledy gook out).
I discovered a few facts about WOMEN and weight loss that SHOCKED me and changed EVERYTHING.
Instead of trusting “online gurus” or even the government to tell me what was “good for me,” I went right to the source.
I’d been told this one my entire life.
“Women need more fat,” they’d say.
“It’s harder for women to lose weight.”
But it’s a LIE.
Yes, women are designed to have children so our bodies try to store fat more often than men do.
But when you follow the simple methods that transformed my life (and the lives of so many thousands of other women) you’ll turn on the “fat burning” switch in your body so you can eat pretty much whatever you want and STILL lose weight.
THIS IS A LIE!
I don’t know about you, but I get plenty of cardio in every day cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, doing my JOB and shopping for whatever the family needs!
If you’re like me, you don’t have time for hours upon hours of cardio in the gym every week.
THE TRUTH is that a busy day of moderate activity is all the body needs to burn fat, and when you do what I did, your body is going to be burning fat all day long – whether you’re running a marathon or binging on Netflix.
I have to tell you, after years and years of depriving myself this one made me ANGRY.
After digging through scientific study after scientific study I discovered that far from being the enemy, fat is actually the KEY to LOSING WEIGHT and KEEPING IT OFF.
See, I don’t want to get into the medical jargon, but the short version is that your body wants to use fat for fuel.
(In fact, the reason it’s so easy for us to put on extra pounds is because your body is trying to store away those extra calories like a squirrel putting away nuts for winter.)
That’s really all there is to it.
Now, I’m not saying you can live on nothing but brownies or cupcakes (though that does sound pretty great.)
But I am saying you can have all the cupcakes and brownies you want while following the simple system I’ve designed and still lose all the weight you want.
My heart hurt worse than when I had my heart attack watching John pull out of the driveway with his car full of stuff.
I was shaking, with tears running down my cheeks.
He had tried to hug me goodbye (which I was not having.)
“I hope someday we can be friends,” and he got in the car and pulled away.
I wasn’t good enough for him anymore.
I walked inside.
I opened the freezer for the ice cream…
And then something strange happened.
I’ve never been comfortable showing anger (or even admitting I have it)…
But for the first time ever I really let myself be MAD, not just at John…
But at myself.
I’d spent so much time (23 years with him - 20 as his wife) taking care of John and the kids…
Sacrificing EVERYTHING for them…
All the advice I’d gotten about weight loss had told me that I HAD to exercise every day… join some monthly club or pay an expensive trainer.
But I’m not rich! I don’t have a maid and a nanny and somebody to cook dinner and somebody to magically pay the bills!
I don’t have time for that and I don’t know ANY other woman who does.
Made in China, full of ingredients I couldn’t even pronounce with NO actual science to back them up.
Somebody who knew NOTHING about what it was like to be a REAL woman with REAL women’s problems.
I read countless self help books (most of them full of BS), buried myself in scientific papers on weight loss, learned everything I could about how WOMEN’s bodies work and the relationship between our hormones and our weight…
All of it with one goal…
To figure out a simple, EASY system that would work for regular, average women. Women like ME.
I almost gave up so many times.
All that sorting through BOGUS research, MADE UP diet fads, pyramid schemes designed to sell you supplements that don’t do 1/50th of what they promise…
I didn’t want to.
I wanted to keep working.
I’d built a whole system around my “3 Rules” and everything I’d learned in my research.
A simple system even I could do without having to rely on “willpower,” without having to set foot in a gym, without ever depriving myself.
I agreed to meet them for happy hour and figured I would put on my favorite dress because I always liked the way I looked in it (even when I was “heavy.”)
When it came time to get dressed I realized it didn’t fit… I looked like a little girl trying on her mom’s clothes!
My favorite shoes didn’t fit either!
Everything was too big!
I couldn’t believe it!
Even my FEET had gotten smaller!
In a panic, I ran to the store to find something to wear and found myself trying on clothes I would have been petrified to look at myself in before I lost the weight.
I think I made the salesperson’s day. 🙂
They all gushed how I looked 10 years younger and how John would feel if he could see me then.
While I was walking back to my car a guy who must have been 8 or 9 years younger than me actually came over and asked me for a date — the first time that’s happened since college.
Katy has always been the “pretty one” in the group.
She always had all the stories about boys chasing her… doing anything to be with her.
I remember one time she ran off to Australia for a summer because this rich guy wanted to sweep her off her feet.
We were in our twenties then and I can’t even tell you how much I wished I could BE her that day.
Like I said, she was at drinks but she’d been so QUIET the whole time.
She’d gained a few pounds like everybody does as we get older, but I guess it hit her HARD.
She came over the next day and I showed her my “lab” – the spare bedroom in the basement where I’d set up my computer – the place Katy still jokingly calls “hallowed ground” because of how that day changed her life.
I sent her home with a printout of my whole “system” and told her to call me if she had questions.
And every time she had a question I made sure to go back and SIMPLIFY things. (And she had a LOT of questions. Maybe it’s because she could always get by on her looks but Katy would tell you herself she’s no genius.)
to Joanie Anderson
A few months ago I was in a dark place. I felt terrible, I was angry all the time. Everything my husband did just made me mad… and no matter what I did I kept gaining weight.
I must have been horribly depressed.
It all started with me having a glass of wine in the afternoon. Then pretty soon, I'd have two. Before I knew it I was drinking just to numb myself and get through the day.
Then I ran into Joanie, and I knew that she was going through a rough stretch in her life. I was prepared for the worst, but when I saw her, she looked amazing!
I begged her to tell me what she was doing and when she showed me… well, that woman flat out changed my life! I’ve slimmed down, my mood is better than it’s ever been and my husband feel like we are in our twenties again.
Joanie, I have to say thank you with all my heart. You saved me!
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I guess Katy “couldn’t help herself” and let Ally photocopy the whole thing.
I was a little mad at first…
I was shocked.
I mean, I’m not a “diet guru.”
I’m not a “scientist.”
But somehow I’d discovered something powerful…
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Suddenly I started getting all these friend requests on Facebook…
Friends of Ally. Friends of Katy. Friends of friends.
All these women who were SICK and TIRED of being ignored and feeling OLD before their time.
So, one by one, I shared my method… shared my secrets… shared my rules… shared my system…
And, one by one, women who had been beating themselves up and failing to lose weight for years just… transformed.
One night over drinks Katy called my system “The Ultimate Revenge Diet” because of how it had started…
And that kind of stuck…
She’d left him.
Tara, I mean.
She’d called him old and fat and boring and left him.
He said he’d been following me on Facebook.
He said he was “so proud” of me.
He said he wanted to see me in person and apologize…
Wanted to get me back…
I heard the hurt and the desperation in his voice and I thought of the life I’d built since he left…
The men who were chasing me…
The FREEDOM I felt!
And I told him it was nice to see him. And I gave him a hug.
And I told him to go so I could get back to work on my new mission.
I know, I know… the word “revenge” sounds a little harsh.
But the more I worked on this program and the more astonished messages I got from women who followed these simple instructions the more I realized that that’s what this is…
It’s REVENGE, not just on men like my husband…
But on the whole damn diet industry that has LIED to us again and again and again, telling us some fancy new device or diet or exercise program was going to change everything…
When the TRUTH about how women lose weight and how women keep weight off and feel slim and healthy and beautiful no matter how old you are has been RIGHT THERE waiting for us the entire time.
No cooking fancy recipes that take HOURS to get right and cost an arm and a leg at the supermarket…
No embarrassing yourself in a gym full of 20-somethings who secretly laugh at the “fat old lady” on the Stairmaster…
No dangerous “miracle pills” that do terrible damage to your body without you even knowing it (and which landed me in the hospital with THOUSANDS of dollars of medical fees)…
No “memberships” or monthly fees that do nothing but make your bank account thinner and thinner while doing nothing at all for the real woman who needs real help.
Using this program (like Katy, Ally and so many others already have) involves NO exercise more strenuous than walking to the fridge…
NO STARVING yourself (in fact you can eat as much as you want)…
NO spending HOURS and HOURS you don’t have in the kitchen (because I know “extra time” is a thing no woman has these days.)
And creates an-almost-done-for-you system guiding you like a map from where you are now to the body you’ve always wanted and always deserved.
I know you don’t have time to dig through tons of research like I did (and I only did because I had a HEART ATTACK)…
That’s why the first thing I want to give you is…
Around the house I call this “printed willpower” because it’s designed to make getting started as easy as falling off a log…
In the “jumpstart” you’ll learn the EXACT 3 rules that transformed weight loss for me and thousands of other women so you can eat ALL YOU WANT while looking and feeling 10, 20 or even 30 years younger than you actually are…
The EXACT system me, Katy, Ally, every testimonial you’ve heard and THOUSANDS of women around the world have used to absolutely transform your body for good in just 6 short weeks…
NO guess work.
NO measuring “grams” of food.
NO choking down stuff that barely qualifies as food.
NO DEPRIVING yourself and absolutely…
NO going to the gym.
Simply follow the step-by-step, done-for-you-instructions and you’ll marvel as the pounds MELT off your body, as your energy shoots through the roof and as you find yourself SMILING giddily like a kid on Christmas morning for no reason at all.
This “done for you” REVENGE shopping list is full of the AFFORDABLE, delicious foods you’ll be using to “flip the switch” on your metabolism (And before you ask, YES you can have cookies and ice cream and whatever your favorite “comfort” foods are too!)
This is your comprehensive guide to nailing the grocery store.
Now, I’m sure I could stop there and you’d feel how much passion and effort I’ve put into this… and imagine how this system is going to guide you by the hand to a better life.
But I’ve always been a GIVER and I’ve always loved to OVERDELIVER…
Twelve simple tips for women that allow you to lose weight faster than men and that turn the female body’s natural tendency to store more fat than men to your ADVANTAGE. (It’s pretty amazing, actually.)
to Joanie Anderson
I know that a lot of your story started with saving your marriage, but my ex boyfriend and I never believed in marriage (but we might as well have been.) We lived together for nearly four years, when he decided to leave me. This deadbeat couldn’t even hold down a job, and HE left ME! After all I had done for him…I had three jobs, and he couldn't even keep one!
Well I'm a sucker for a good sale, so I bought your program because it was a good buy. I wasn’t even sure what I was getting myself into, but I thought: “If I could feel better about myself and still work how hard I worked, what the hell…”
First of all, the amount of information I got for $200.00 was amazing! Joanie, you are amazing!
Secondly, you weren’t kidding, it really worked!
I tried the jumpstart, and lost 4lbs. in the first week! One month into the program, I had lost 17lbs. and you know what? The weight kept coming off!
Here’s the best part, because I didn’t have a man-child living off me, I could afford to buy a whole closet full of cute clothes I had NEVER been able to wear in the past.
Thank you for everything Joanie!
P.S. I ran into my ex boyfriend the other day, and his new girlfriend is bigger than I ever was. I hope she buys your program too!
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By now you’re probably wondering how much you have to invest in the Ultimate Diet Revenge system.
First off, I want to promise you it’s not going to cost you anything close to what it cost ME.
If you’ve been listening to my story you know that between all the fad diets and dangerous pills and medical bills, I spent over $7,312 on my journey to creating this life-changing program.
And even though that’s a LOT of money and money my family didn’t have, I have to say…
If I had to go back in time to when I was still fat and someone said they could wave a magic wand and make me get thin and STAY thin so easily for $7,000… ?
I’d do it.
I’d do it because losing that weight gave me my life back.
Gave me my family back… gave me energy and purpose.
Of course I’m not going to ask you to pay anything close to $7,000… I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I did.
To KNOW that you’re on a path that has worked for THOUSANDS of women just like you…
To KNOW you’ll never again have to feel GUILTY looking in the mirror, grabbing hold of your belly fat and feeling so BAD about yourself because you’re “too weak” to lose weight.
If you’re honest with yourself (and nobody else is listening) I bet you’d be willing to pay A LOT.
Thousands of dollars like I would…
Or at least HUNDREDS of dollars even if it was a little bit of a stretch.
I mean, a good personal trainer ALONE would cost you hundreds of dollars A MONTH (and you’d still have to go to the GYM!)
“Magic Pills” can cost $600 or more a year (and might almost KILL you like they did for me.)
I was SHOCKED by that price but these “experts” told me that’s what I HAD to charge because this program was so robust, so “done for you” and so effective.
They said it was “The Holy Grail of Women’s Weight Loss.”
And that I’d be a FOOL for charging even one red cent less.
See, I sent the “experts” packing and decided to try out offering you the entire Ultimate Diet Revenge program at a frankly-crazy discount.
Because I want this for you.
I want this for EVERY woman who has ever struggled with her weight or not liked who she saw in the mirror.
And I’m hoping that once this gets out I’ll be able to sell enough that I’ll be able to afford to keep the price low.
This is my first time doing this. I have no idea if it’ll work.
So, I’m not going to ask you for $297…
I’m not going to ask you for $197…
I’m not going to ask you for $97…
I’m not going to ask you for $67…
The Ultimate Revenge Diet 7 Day Simple Jumpstart ($97 Value)
The 6 Week Ultimate Revenge Transformation Program ($97 Value)
The Ultimate Revenge Diet Shopping Guide ($67 Value)
Dieting And The Woman’s Body ($77 Value)
If you added the REAL WORLD VALUE of everything in this system together, it’d EASILY be $338.
But you’re lucky enough to be here right now, you’ll get EVERYTHING I’ve talked about for just $37…
And all you have to do to finally take control and stop feeling like a “failure” every time some “fad’ doesn’t work for you is click the button below and enter your credit card information on the next page.
Here’s how it works…
Just click the order button and grab immediate access to the complete “Ultimate Diet Revenge” program (and all the bonuses) at your special discounted price.
Listen, woman to woman, I know that sometimes the absolute hardest thing for you to do is to be “selfish”…
To actually do something for yourself (instead of giving and giving and giving to men and kids who never seem to appreciate everything you sacrifice for them… wishing that just for once they would actually say “thanks.”)
To put yourself first, just for once.
Honestly, it makes me absolutely sick to think that you would deny yourself the massive, amazing change in your life I’ve experienced and so many other women have experienced because of money or some weird feeling of “guilt”…
Which is why I’m going to “go out on a limb” here for you and do something that might actually be a little bit stupid and could come back and bite me in the butt…
Here’s how it works…
Simply click the order button right now…
On the next page, just enter your email (so we know where to send your receipt and log in instructions) and your credit card information (our secure online retailer uses the same technology as Amazon, so you know your information will be safe.)
Grab access to The Ultimate Diet Revenge program just like THOUSANDS of other women have…
Dig into the Simple 7 Day Jumpstart that has you experiencing amazing weight loss results in just one short week…
Discover the astonishing diet secret that “turns back the clock” on women’s bodies and gives you back the energy and spark you had when you were in your twenties…
Experience for yourself what it’s like to wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and find yourself CRYING because you can’t believe how much slimmer, healthier, younger and, let’s just say it, SEXIER you look…
Feel what it’s like to have men rubbernecking every time you walk down the street because they simply can’t believe how hot you look…
Catch that one special man in your life staring at you the way he used to all those years ago… the way you’ve wanted him too for so long…
Take 60 FULL DAYS to “kick the tires,” see what this amazing system really has to offer and change your life…
And then (and only then) after you’ve given me and The Ultimate Diet Revenge system the chance to transform your body without exercise, without depriving yourself and, amazingly, while still getting to eat your favorite fast food…
Well, then if I haven’t delivered on everything I’ve said in this short presentation, simply shoot me an email at my customer service address and I’ll refund every dime you’ve invested in yourself today, no questions asked…
Listen: I don’t know about you, but the way I was raised is to do right by people…
And personally I don’t believe I DESERVE your money unless I OVERDELIVER on my promises and unless you get truly astonishing results…
Plus, I know from my own incredible experience winning my husband back (and having him literally beg to be with me again, practically gnawing his heart out at the mistake he made)…
And from the over X thousand women who have USED this program and sent me ecstatic emails about finally finding something that was EASY and finally finding something that REALLY WORKS…
That you’re going to be absolutely THRILLED when feel what it’s like to let this program take the wheel and to lose weight and look AMAZING this simple, almost-automatic way.
If you’re like most people you’re going to see results (and feel your belly SHRINKING) within just a few short weeks…
But fundamentally I know that most people are honest and that when all is said and done, your’e going to see the measly few dollars I’m asking you to invest in yourself today as an absolute BARGAIN to finally get off the weight loss roller coaster and to finally LOVE who you see every time you look in the mirror…
Again, all you have to do to get started is click the order button and you’ll be digging in to every astonishing secret in this program just 2 short minutes from now…
Remember, I’m offering the complete “Ultimate Diet Revenge” program (plus ALL of the valuable bonuses) for just $37 to see if I can make it work…
If I can’t… if the math just doesn’t add up… I may have to RAISE (or maybe even DOUBLE the price) in the near future (even though I really don’t want to.)
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Eventually I decided putting my family back together was the most important thing.
But I made him work for it.
First I went on some dates of my own, just to feel again what it’s like to be CHASED by a man and for John to feel some jealousy and pain of his own.
And I made him chase me too.
He took me out on dates.
He put away his damn phone.
He paid attention to me.
He even seduced me.
I put my foot down and said if I was even going to consider taking him back he’d have to do something about the beer gut.
And he did.
He says I’m a changed woman.
He treats me like a queen.
And now we’re happier than we’ve ever been.
And all you have to do to change the ending of your story FOREVER is click the button below right now, use your frankly-ridiculous discount, invest in your happiness for once and experience for yourself the astonishing change so many women already have.
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I can’t wait to hear from you after you experience the simple, easy results that come with “trying out” The Ultimate Revenge program…
I can’t wait to see the SMILE on your face in your after pictures as you realize you made the best choice of your life.
I can’t wait to read your emails raving about how your husband or your boyfriend seems focused on YOU in a way he hasn’t been in so very long.
Thank you so much for your time.
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